green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth
Yo, I got green russelled last noght.
by Funkygoalie December 17, 2016
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet November 01, 2023
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Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.
by mc.stilts July 18, 2022
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Christian Russell

The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank
He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us
by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022
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Rocco Russell

Rocco is a rabbit man who put carrots in peoples bum at 3 a.m. as a way to propose to rubyrube, some people call him the despicable rabbit. If you hear munching and crunching in your cupboard just know ỳ̴͓̄ǫ̶̽u ͈͋ ̴̘̀͛a ̭͇͗͒r ̰̿̓e ̦́ ̴̝̰̇̊t ͇̐ô̶͚̥o̵̞̟͑͐ ̬͋̈́l̴̯̊͐a̶̹͝t̴̪̯̅̇e ̧̢̀ ̵͍̘͋̉a ̙̮̉n̴̖̎ͅd̶̦́ ̶̞͖̔R̴͔͓̽ó̶̢͂ͅc ͖̫̆̊c ͒͜o ̱͓͝ ̝͗w ̭̎ị̵̭̔̈l̴̛͔l ̗̮̾͗ ̵̭͉͐ğ̴̤͐e̴̛̺̼t̵̜̜̒ ̶̡̤̂y̶̻͂o ̠̹̓̍u̴̲̒́ ̵̨͎́̍á̶̡͕n ͕̦̈̈́d ͓̳̈́̈́ ̵̡̱̊l̶̻̊ī̶͇v̶̤͝e ͖̬̏̈ ͑͋͜i̵̛̩n ̡̭̿s̶͉̒i ̗̘̊d ̖̈́̋e ̮̺̃̇ ̳͠y̶̹̺̐͋o ͉̋̓u ̪̾̕r̵̗̓ ̴̩̈́̕w ̠̣͆̕å̴̝̺̔l ̧̠̏l̴͚͓̑̀s̵͙̜̃.̴̗̍
RAbbit man Rocco Russell
by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 30, 2023
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This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.
by Theblackiestboiaround January 09, 2021
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Tanner Russell

Tanner Russell is hot but wierd asf.
me: Tanner is good
Tanner Russell: Tehe UWU👉👈
me: end your life
by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm May 18, 2023
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