by Hot ROby January 21, 2022
A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
by JankZappa January 22, 2022
“What the hell are you doing to that poor cookie?”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”
by MetaCrossing October 17, 2022
The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.
by JPonSaturday May 21, 2017
Any member of the opposite (or same) sex that is so physically attractive that you would literally eat the corn out of her (or his) shit. Usually used by men to describe very attractive women, but it can be used by either gender to describe anyone who is extremely attractive.
by barroomchampion March 24, 2017
by 455pipewelderjesus March 01, 2018
Hot lead refers to freshly fired bullets as they are discharged from a firearm. Bullets have long been composed of primarily lead due to it's high density as well as malleability. Intense frictional forces cause bullets to heat up significantly as they are fired resulting in a fast moving and very hot lead bullet; thus the term "hot lead".
by litycity August 21, 2019