Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
by NymphieLady March 13, 2011
The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.
You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
by Chris D. January 24, 2008
Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.
Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
by iDiddle June 10, 2018
by ab January 16, 2003
when you are porking a babe and she says something that makes u mad so u turn ure condom inside out without her knowing, exposing the sperm to her egg, getting her pregnant
Monica: I am pregnant
Betty: Didn't you use a condom
Monica: yeah but that black guy did a quick switch when I said "fuck me harder you big nigger"
Betty: hmm...
Betty: Didn't you use a condom
Monica: yeah but that black guy did a quick switch when I said "fuck me harder you big nigger"
Betty: hmm...
by Ryan michael2622 March 21, 2007
by Please excuse me February 17, 2017
The "big" switch wasn't instant but there was a switching of platforms. Between the 1860's which spilled into the late 1900's, the Democratic party of small government became the party of big government, and the Republican party of big government became committed to limiting federal power. The Southern Democrats were racist garbage and the Republican party was more liberal but both had racist. Racist Democrat Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights bill with a bit more Republican support than democratic. This is when you see the South start to pull away from the Democratic party, despite the many Republicans agreeing with the bill. Later, racist Republican, Richard Nixon played on the hate and racism of those southern states to become president. This how the parties changed as well as the south's affiliation. The south is now and has been Republican since the signing of the civil rights bill and it was and still is most certainly racist.
Trump supporters like to claim that they aren't racist because Republicans from the 1800's freed slaves, despite supporting a president who uses racial stereotypes and dog whistles so in response they pretend the big switch never happened and that democrats are the real racist.
by MonsterBoy25 August 15, 2020