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Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
by M-peror July 29, 2025
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African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
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car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
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Nick (Cuck) Safady

A man who has been betrayed by his wife and finds pleasure in watching her be pleasured by other men. If you are described as a Nick or Cuck Safady, your significant other is cheating on you with a different man/woman. This is an old-fashioned word you can find in many Shakespeare plays, though cuckolding is certainly older than Shakespeare and will always exist as long as there are marriages.
Just found out my wife got banged by another dude, I feel like such a Nick (Cuck) Safady.
by MagaMarch2024 September 28, 2023
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Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.
Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari
by riverslover94 February 18, 2025
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