Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.

Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky

by tacomama0000 May 15, 2018

pepper stroke

A handjob received from a sexual partner after handling very spicy food or peppers.

Mary is queen of the pepper stroke! She gave Peter the cayenne special the other night.

by San Diegites June 23, 2010

Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.

PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...

by kellycakes March 11, 2010

Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020

stroke a toke

Basketball slang. Especially in 2k15. Used by people with accents from the islands

"Ohh stroke a toke" -he just got crossed or dunked on

by BasketballKillah April 21, 2015

vinegar strokes

A method of swimming; you have front crawl, back crawl, breasts stroke, butterfly stroke and vinegar stroke. You prepell yourself through the water by girating your hips like your giving it to a woman.
You can prepell yourself backward using the same method...just by doing it on your back.

"and now for the 50 metres vinegar stroke final"

by WouthoR March 25, 2003