Straight Sixer

A non-alcoholic six pack preferred by people that live a straight edge lifestyle. Most commonly a six pack of Root Beer that comes in a beer-type carrier.

Person A: Hey dude, you going to that kegger tonight?
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.

by Joshua TX July 30, 2011

edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight

by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

Straight Buckazz

It basically means trash

Bro you’re straight buckazz at 2K

by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight dumplings

Used to signify that something is bull shit or not worth the trouble or effort.

I wanna try taking AP next year

Nah bro that shits straight dumplings

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021

straight clownin

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.

Those fucking guys are straight clownin.

by anusman2009 October 31, 2009