spockshocka

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.

"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."

by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008

shockvertising

Shockvertising is the use of shocking images and/or scenes to advertise something.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shockvertising

That anti-smoking commercial with the body parts in garbage cans was just shockvertising.

by bearian March 30, 2007

crotch shock

The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.

"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"

by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013

Slip and Shock

N&V: The shocking feeling when you used to go down those plastic slides at the playground and you would get buzzed by a shock by the metal bolts on the way down

Little tommy wouldn't stop crying because Jane pushed him down the slide and he got a case of slip and shock

by theoneandonlycorbin October 11, 2006

Pulling a Shockely

Giving a guy who you are not in a relationship with head in the woods.

Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.

Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?

Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!

Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!



The act of "pulling a shockely".

by dookiebuthole January 11, 2009

Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.

Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!

by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010

The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003