snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.
Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.
by corporate hoar December 13, 2010
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butt snow

when a man cums in the ass of another man
refers only to gay men
man 1: "ready for my butt snow?"
by cattygurl998 December 26, 2014
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Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole
"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"
by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009
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snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.
by mcdspanky5 December 07, 2009
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Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
by Devon McIntyer February 02, 2011
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Snow Warriors

The act of tying at least five sleds to the back of a truck, and then placing passengers on those sleds, and finally driving around on a frozen lake at high speeds.
by Phenomenal1 January 15, 2011
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The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"
"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"
by Long dong danny July 14, 2018
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