jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."

"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018

Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

Sniffer

Derogatory designation of people who sniff their drugs by the more “hardcore” users that IV.

For those for whom the needle is no more than a toothbrush. Professionals, no sniffers please.

by CosmiClovers October 9, 2023

knee sniffer

a really short person; typically a term for a short affectionate partner.

them: can u reach the topshelf thanks
you: shut up knee sniffer

by mcsnigger August 7, 2023

poo-sniffer

the deffinition of a poo-sniffer is someone named romyn

dang your such a poo-sniffer

by bibyboi June 13, 2022

Troll sniffer

When you go up to a fat women and sniff her ass

Girl: Did you see Mac, he did a Troll Sniffer the other day
Boy: I feel bad for him

by qMilk420 December 5, 2020

Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019