Sneeze fart

Its when you sneeze and then fart.

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush

by Koibe April 20, 2019

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 17, 2021

Sneeznesses

Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.

"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"

by Amelia 123 October 6, 2021

pp sneeze

very used phrase by pikagirl699, even tho she doesn't have a pp :pensive:

pika : ello
d4dero : pp sneeze
pika : xddddddddddd

by pikagirl699 March 2, 2019

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021