The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.

“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

by MrBlight June 3, 2025

Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

Sneezed at night

If you sneeze at night that means you should call biman.

I just sneezed at night i should call biman.

by bimxn August 24, 2022

egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 14, 2015

sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

Placebo-Sneeze

When you're very sure you're going to sneeze but instead; you don't, leaving one either very pleased or very sad.
I for one love a good sneeze therefore, I am sad.

"Oh jeez, i thought i was going to sneeze but i didn't, damn PLACEBO-SNEEZE"

by ITalkToTrees November 28, 2025

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019