wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.
I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.
by Sheeproaders April 05, 2019
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garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
garry the snail lord of the multiverse.
by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023
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Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.
Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???
by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018
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snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.
Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint
by bounty4lf July 09, 2015
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snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.
He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.
by Leo Diamond March 27, 2017
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mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'
"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"
by mersnailer April 11, 2010
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