connecticut shoppingcart

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.

"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014

Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.

"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"

by Crimz June 24, 2008

Curb-stomping Shoes

Baller-ass dress shoes made for the explicit purpose of curb-stomping the fuck outta people.

Most are made out of gator skin, snakeskin, or leather. Such material varies on your class of person and how baller you really are.

William: Shiiit, czech out these Curb Stompers I picked up from the mall. They're purple gator skin, does it get more baller than that?

Rolando: Those are some straight-up curb-stomping shoes, that's for sure. I don't understand your taste in color.

by Chev Chelios FTW January 20, 2009

curb stomping

during a street fight, when one fighter is down on the ground while the other person stomps the shit out of them

I fucking curb stomped ryan, he owed me fifty bucks still, I think of it as giving him a reminder

by Paki chan May 28, 2005

shopping

checking out and hooking up with very fine hot ass mexican guyz.

let's go "shopping"

by Coerliala May 31, 2004