When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
Get the Kicked the sheetsmug. by Texas Haz June 4, 2022
Get the Kentucky Sheet Metalmug. 
You dont wanna know
by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021
Get the Foley’s shitty sheetsmug. Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.
by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023
Get the Sheetmug. by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
Get the Shag sheetmug. Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Sheetsmug.