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Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
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Kentucky Sheet Metal

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there
by Texas Haz June 4, 2022
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sheet

no u sheet
by sheeeeeeeeeeeeet November 11, 2020
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Foley’s shitty sheets

Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets
by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021
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Sheet

Julian for either "child", "shield", "shit" or "sheet"… Nobody really knows, except for Bilna.
Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.
by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023
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Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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