shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

by CreepyAssPerson April 14, 2016

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Seeding

Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it

Me and my brother love to do seeding

by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022

Seeds

God a literal God Seeds is the God of the world now and the new one that they will create. They will one day leave their mortal body and descend to Mars in a heavenly Godlike form.

Person 1: did you hear ab GOD seeds
Person 2: yeah we should cashapp them all our money

by H3nta!pr0tag February 1, 2021

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021