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secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends
Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.
by Eanne May 13, 2005
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Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
by TheBosma July 10, 2010
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secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!
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secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.
EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019
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secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.
We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.
by the 20th crime June 15, 2021
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fairy secretary

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010
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Top Secret Tip

When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010
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