Blixy season

Early summer to the end of summer we listen to nothing but blixy sosa a rapper from Massachusetts

“Yo bro it’s blixy season”

by It’s TTAA bitch June 4, 2021

spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm

i love spanking season

by katzvu October 10, 2021

Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

by Naetron77 February 6, 2013

Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade”
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 7, 2022

ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009