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Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
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Teachers giving you problems you wouldn't have without them
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Phill wake up for school

MOM I DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL
phill School isn’t hell
YES IT IS
by Xoxkillme December 17, 2018
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The worst possible thing that can happen to a kid first they fill your head with crap and then they expect you to have no social life or freedom when you misbehave (actually be an individual) they punish you

They make you a ricegum
School= prison
by Oof_boi90000+ December 19, 2018
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School is gay. It's just half a prison day but worse. Well, I would rather die than go here. Instead, I do it every day. One word. GAY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.
by Dr. Dude Man January 3, 2019
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The one true definition of hell. The one Satan himself created
by Jesse2008sonic January 3, 2019
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