Alberto Sanchez

International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).

International rock performer Alberto is a role model for everday teenagers.

by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008

douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

Velvet Sanchez

A shooter made with vodka and baileys. The shooter glass is rimmed with chocolate syrup, giving the drinker a chocolate mustache after it is consumed.

The Velvet Sanchez is a shooter drink: like a Muff Diver - but different.

by TeeBird August 27, 2012

jeremiah sanchez

Jeremiah Sanchez is the goat he the best at basketball he can take ankles all day he will playing for the spurs in the future he pulls all the hoes and all the girls want him

Jeremiah Sanchez stands for the goat

by Yvnghoopster23 September 12, 2017

Purty Sanchez

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.

She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!

by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006