Sam

Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.

The guy that guy on the street he looks homless dissapointed it must be a sam.

by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016

Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019

Sam

A "Sam" someone who has no stamina and willpower

Hey did you see Franklin got the new Xbox x
Yeah he's being a Sam though he's asleep

by Damo87 November 7, 2017

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018