salty parrot

To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.

Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.

by zbug773 August 23, 2022

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 18, 2014

salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.

Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.

by User6802 April 11, 2016

salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.

"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck

by montiggs November 23, 2013

salty rocket

A salty rocket is the red thing under the dog.

Dude the dogs in heat hes got his salty rocket out

by Nito1124 January 4, 2017

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Salty Bone

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.

Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone

by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019