face stroke

Waking up in the morning to a rough or light stroking of the face by a local professional.
Ben - "I have to wake up at 6 for my facestroke."
Carl - "Did you mean a back stroke?"
Ben - "No, I meant face stroke. Get out of here!"
Brennan - "Sorry Carl, orders are orders."
by SLEEKYx16 February 05, 2010
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Bong Stroke

When you smoke so much weed you fuck your mind into oblivion
Jacob: You boi, you looked absolutely fuckened
Hershell: Boyo, I am sufferering from bong stroke, feels good cunty
by The Greentopper January 28, 2018
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Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.
Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky
by tacomama0000 March 25, 2018
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Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.
While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."
by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020
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Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.
PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...
by kellycakes March 12, 2010
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stroke a toke

Basketball slang. Especially in 2k15. Used by people with accents from the islands
"Ohh stroke a toke" -he just got crossed or dunked on
by BasketballKillah April 21, 2015
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vinegar strokes

A method of swimming; you have front crawl, back crawl, breasts stroke, butterfly stroke and vinegar stroke. You prepell yourself through the water by girating your hips like your giving it to a woman.
You can prepell yourself backward using the same method...just by doing it on your back.
"and now for the 50 metres vinegar stroke final"
by WouthoR March 25, 2003
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