Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.

April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."

by BossMan916 December 14, 2012

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

Straight Fuelin

A completely made up phrase to annoy all the Millennials in your life. Who knows, maybe it will take off! Could mean anything you want it to. Let's get creative!

I heard that new taco restaurant is "straight fuelin'!"

by Millennial Crusher April 10, 2023

Straight Girl

A girl or woman who is exclusively or almost exclusively attracted romantically and\(slash)or sexually attracted to men.

Alice is a straight girl because she is a girl who is only attracted to men. Alex is also a straight girl however she once thought a female celebrity is pretty but besides that she is exclusively attracted to males.

by Doggoro December 29, 2022

straight clownin

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.

Those fucking guys are straight clownin.

by anusman2009 October 31, 2009