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Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.
Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.
by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017
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starbuckles

When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.
I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.
by #Kiwi# December 12, 2008
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sarbuck

I just copped a fat sarbuck, cuz!
by dayta November 9, 2005
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Starbucking

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.
Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*
by pat_vann January 9, 2015
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starbuck

v. To visit Starbucks to drink, socialise, read, etcetera.
'What are you up to this afternoon?'
'I was planning on starbucking, but if you want to hang out, I can always do it another day.'
by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006
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Starbucking

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!
Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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Starburst

Starburst (adj. or n.) – A Caucasian female with an enlarged posterior end. The basis for the definition is that is considered, just as Starburst are, a “Juicy Contradiction”.
"Hey you see that girl the big ass that just passed by?"

"You talkin about that starburst?"

"That girl has a starburst."
"Straight up juicy contradiction."
"Yes sir, girl got a whooty"
by ColdCreACEtion December 4, 2013
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