President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Rock Shock Spock

A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.

Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)

That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.

by JFWONG October 23, 2004

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

shore shock

What makes the body rock.

Nigga, That beat is the shore shock!

by Alaen tranp June 2, 2008

brazilian shock collar

While receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver. Then, he performs a jiu-jitsu-like move, bringing the legs in and out, to throat the giver with his member.

Last week, I looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub.

by mickey o. June 11, 2013

9' O Shock

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!

What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock

by Sizzllee January 24, 2009

Nigger Shock Syndrome

A nigger who is afraid on earth quakes.

Oh shit, we're experiencing some nigger shock syndrome!

by Partykat March 31, 2011