The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.
by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009
Get the alaskan cheese-shittermug. An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?
I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013
Get the Homeland Security Shittermug. Somebody who makes deliveries who has IBS or similar and destroys restrooms each stop along the way.
by AnonK1234 September 30, 2023
Get the Route Serial Shittermug. If your guest shitter has more value than most villas. Then it's definitely time for Guest Shitter Value Tax!
Dude did you just see that Lambo!!? FFS it's just a Lambo, probably rented. If his guest shitter has more value than his Lambo, then we are talking, guest shitter value.
by Axiology July 4, 2016
Get the Guest Shitter Valuemug. by sal the salami February 22, 2021
Get the Bed Shitters Ballmug. Take a tortilla shell, shit in it, and apply normal topings, and than put it in a taco bell bag and deliver to a friend.
by FudgePackedUrMomBro November 9, 2018
Get the Taco Bell Shittermug. A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
by Qrst1 December 14, 2008
Get the goat sperm shittermug.