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Oral Shart

Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.
Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.
by Patty Mayonnaise September 15, 2015
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PHAT shart

A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.
Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 8, 2017
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Super Shart

When you fart and shit except it's projectile

Branden : Just did a Super Shart

Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard
by zognar12 August 22, 2022
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BO Shart

When you fart while sweating severally enough to mist the sweat from your ass crack.
Wow, did Tanner just BO Shart on Seth's pillow?
by Greenhower January 22, 2016
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shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth
Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.
by CTuggie September 30, 2015
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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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