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Russell

If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!

It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!

Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.

If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!
Russell is the sexiest name, and they are are always so hot!
by Sexy manwich April 12, 2021
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Russell

“Josh’s Josh russelled Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh”-Josh Joshed
by Joshrussellnotfound June 29, 2024
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Russell

Ginger dick head who get bullied in school and is shit at Fifa
See that kid over there he’s a proper russell him lad
by Ginger Maggot January 20, 2020
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Russell

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Russell Rage

A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage
Pablooo, you’ve got Russell rage again!!
by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024
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Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"
by JRM065 January 7, 2015
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