Squish and Push

It’s like the scoop and sling but the opposite. After you cum inside a woman and in an attempt to impregnate her, you squish her lips together push them into the vagina

Haley and I have been trying to have a kid for a few months so we started using the squish and push method.

by The brown taco May 10, 2019

team push ups

having sex.

when my girlfriend suggested we both lose some weight, I said we could do more team push ups.

by mr. drizzle June 7, 2013

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012

The 36 Inch Push Broom

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.

Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

by Larry and Rex and Benny June 24, 2018

La Push

A small town on the northwest coast of North America in Washington state. It is the reservation of the Quileute indian tribe. In the books "Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse" and "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer, some of the Quileute's turn into wolves as the result of a genetic defense system to protect the tribe from vampires. Jacob Black is one of these werewolves, he is the best friend of Bella Swan and she completely depended on him during the difficult time in which Edward, her vampire boyfriend, left her. Jacob and (by the end of "Breaking Dawn") around fifteen other Quileute teenagers (all male except for Leah Clearwater) can at will (or at the point of excessive anger) shape-shift into wolf form. La Push is around fifteen miles from Forks, the small town in which Bella and the rest of the Cullens live. It rains most of the time in La Push as well as the rest of the Olympic Peninsula.La Push has a very beautiful beach, First Beach. It has very little sand but is mostly covered in stones and pebbles of virtually every colour. The younger residents of La Push often partake in cliff diving as a recreational activity, Jacob also taught Bella how to ride a motorcyle along the cliffs there.

Bella: Hey, I'm visiting Jacob in La Push this weekend.

Edward: Make sure you shower when you get home, you will REEK of werewolf.

by Xandico October 4, 2008

ohmymotherfuckinggodyoupieceofshitnowfuckmeintheassholeandshoveyourdickupit'cuzthosefriesarelongnowfuckmereallyhardbaby!push!

A word for challenging someone to say the longest word in the world or the word with the most curse words

Friend: I bet I can say the longest word
You: NO WAY!
Friend: Human/Environment Interaction
You: ohmymotherfuckinggodyoupieceofshitnowfuckmeintheassholeandshoveyourdickupit'cuzthosefriesarelongnowfuckmereallyhardbaby!push!

by InfinityGm April 24, 2017

kick push

Kick Push was written by Lupe Fiasco, and can be easily mistaken as a song about moving a skateboard. However this song contains a hidden message...(Lupe is the man).
When he is kicking, yeah he is moving along (the block), but the pushing is referring to their hustle game (him and his girlfriend both sell but you think they skate). "Any good grinds,the world was theirs, until the cops came and said theres no skatin here... (they get locked up)

First started when he was six, didnt know any tricks, matter-fact first time he got on it, he slipped, landed on his hip, and busted his lip, (he got jumped and robbed), not road rash on his mouth

"He couldnt understand it, branded, since the first kick FLIP he landed." once he sold his first bag he couldnt stop until security comes and says "no skatin here" so they kick push, coast

by KidTraumaFS21 April 1, 2008