purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

purple sack

The next level to Blue Balls. An extremely agonizing sensation in the scrotum that occurs from not

ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.

My girl is such a cunt, she was sucking me off and I was about to cum and she suddenly stopped and went home so I called my side hoe and bitch did the same thing now my purple sack is killing me!

by Badbeehavior September 30, 2017

men in purple

if the men in black wore purple suits

bobby jim jim:did you see the men in purple
chim chim magee the eighty- nineth: yes it was great

by jimbo'slastchickennugget April 14, 2020

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purple Glowstick

A sexual practice in which a girl snaps a guy's dick like a glowstick, making it turn purple.

Emily: Soooo... how did it go with Bob??
Jennifer: He pissed me off so I gave him a purple glowstick.

by Ale&Dav March 27, 2021

purple tooth

one who's tooth or teeth have changed color due to excessive drinking of red wine.

Scotty's got some purple tooth going from all the Franzia he's been chugging.

by AndrewSc August 20, 2007