PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014

puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim

ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown

by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024