Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.

During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern May 17, 2018

Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.

That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight

by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022

Puddle baby

A baby concived from a gang bange

Wow dude your a puddle baby!

by Thedonwonnn December 17, 2025

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019