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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.
Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?
by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021
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fear puddle

When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.
Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?
by yer shirt January 11, 2018
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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Puddle Drinker

Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.
Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker.
Erin: Thought you two were happy.
Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh.
Erin: Nooo, what did he do?
Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy.
Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her.
Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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puss puddle

a puddle of puss under a female
I gave her a puss puddle.
by Stori November 29, 2017
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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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