Living in the Plastic Age

Everyday my metal friend,
Shakes my bed at 6 AM

And the shining serving clones,
Run in with my telephones

Holding fast to make a deal,
Buy what's fake and sell what's real
What's this pain here in my chest?
Maybe I should take a rest

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test

Living in the...

Living in the plastic age,
Looking only half my age
Hello doctor, lift my face,
I wish my skin could stand in place

In my bed I read my mind,
Remember how the mice were blind?
They look so frightening in their cage,
Could this be the plastic age?
They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age

They send the heart police to put you under
cardiac arrest,
As they drag you through the door,
They tell you that you failed the test.

Living in the Plastic Age

Plastic Age
Plastic Age
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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red plastic cup party

a party where alcohol is served (often from a keg) in red plastic cups, usually attended by college students
Jake is having a red plastic cup party while his parents are away.
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A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018
"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."
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black plastic bag money

simaler to brown paper bag money its illegal money under the table that is given to strippers..well in exchange for the goods
from brown paper bag money (by dj khaled)
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money

btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
by yehdig October 02, 2008
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i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.
If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?
by davetwocombs May 02, 2007
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this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.
Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"
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hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.
The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.
by emily April 12, 2005
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