G-pets

An un-valued Grandparent; a push over, filthy rich, easy, and laid-back Grandparent.

My G-pets are taking me shopping later!!!

by Raine tones December 21, 2011

my pet monster

Really good tv show about a stuffed monster that when you took his hand cuffs off came to life and ate garbage. It only lasted 13 episodes.

My pet monster is a monster of a friend

by batmanrocks May 3, 2005

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

pet-o-file

A large drawer / file cabinet where all the animal adoption records are kept.

After johnnys new dog ran away, the shelter had to look in the pet-o-file for the dogs license number.

by SoYeaAnyway February 18, 2007

Adele dick pet

The act of rubbing your dick inside her vagina with your finger inside her butthole.

I was hitting it from the back and she asked for a finger in the ass so I did the old Adele dick pet. Hello from the other side!

by Daniel Trejo December 26, 2018

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020