Grady/Pen Eater

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.

The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp

by NoWayNoHow December 17, 2019

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen

yoo you got a poop pen?

by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans

I hit him with a war pen

by ahh yee June 12, 2016

pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.

Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!

by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025