Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.

I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2015

dropping paper

When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

The entire dev team at Living.com started dropping paper the day after it showed up on the FC.

by Cabron Mejor March 19, 2006

Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

by Pon Raul August 5, 2010

Rock Paper Nipple

A version of Rock Paper Scissors where the nipple or breast area , primarily the nipple may be grabbefd or twisted in the course of the game. Nipple trumps rock, paper and replaces scissors. Must be consensual between opposite sex. Nipple can be used as often as needed.

Invented in Bolton, Ontario, Canada

I played rock paper nipple with my friend, and now we are dating!

I played rock paper nipple with my friend and that how I got a black eye and bruised tit.

by jonnymagnums November 24, 2009

paper

1. Money
2. Rizler - What you role joints with
3. What you buy some drugs, usually heroin, in
4. Prison term for parol

Person 1: You got tha chronic?
Person 2: Yeah man you got tha paper?
Person 1: Yeah lets role this bitch

by Unknown G April 26, 2007

paper bag theorem

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.

Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.

by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005

paper pussy

To be fake

Shut Ur paper pussy ass up

by nadia Washington March 31, 2014