check her oil
When engaged in foreplay or intercourse you insert a finger or fingers into your partners anus, thus "checking her oil".
check her oil by Natedogg370 December 14, 2007
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check the oil
before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
check the oil by buzz August 18, 2003
Sledding Oil
Please refer to Striking Oil and Tobogganing before reading this description. In order to achieve the feat known as Sledding Oil one must first have a partner and several bottles of lube. First pour the lube into your partners ass, then stick your penis into the asshole. Now you must ride your partner down a flight of stairs. Once you reach the end of the stairs remove your penis, once removed your partner will spew a spray of shit and lube combination lolol.
tom: Hey babe wanna try sledding oil?
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ
Example #2
"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ
Example #2
"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
Sledding Oil by Retardo Escabar (Kelv, Rich) November 2, 2009
peak oil
Peak oil is the midpoint of all oil production. Oil production whether its from a single oil well, an oil field or the whole world follows a bell shaped curve. After you reach the top of this curve the well goes into decline and will never produce more oil than it did at the peak. Decline rates are usually around 3-4%, but if sea water injection is used (or natural gas) like in Saudi Arabia decline rates will be as high as 10% a year or higher.
Largest known reserves goes as follows:
Saudi Arabia with about 25% of the world recoverable oil
Iran with 10%
and Iraq with 10%
The United States is in the biggest pickle of all, with 5 percent fo the worlds population but using up an astonishing 25 percent of the oil the entire world produces every year, the US economy feels even the smallest fluctuations in the price of oil more than other countries.
Dates for when oil production will peak range from anyday now to 2040. But most group in tight around 2010-2015.
For every barrel of oil we use, we discover only one quarter of a barrel, that is to say, we use four times the amount of oil than we find. Oil discoveries peaked in the 1960's.
For a general idea, oil discoveries inside the United States peaked in the 30's and then oil production inside the United States peaked in the early 70's. So roughly fourty years later. Mind you, consumption of oil wasnt slowed down during that time period like it was during the 70's, 80's and 90's by shortages in supply and the following high prices.
So, now knowing that oil production is going to peak, within your lifetime, and that Iraq has the thrid largest oil reserves, do you wonder why the United States is at war?
Largest known reserves goes as follows:
Saudi Arabia with about 25% of the world recoverable oil
Iran with 10%
and Iraq with 10%
The United States is in the biggest pickle of all, with 5 percent fo the worlds population but using up an astonishing 25 percent of the oil the entire world produces every year, the US economy feels even the smallest fluctuations in the price of oil more than other countries.
Dates for when oil production will peak range from anyday now to 2040. But most group in tight around 2010-2015.
For every barrel of oil we use, we discover only one quarter of a barrel, that is to say, we use four times the amount of oil than we find. Oil discoveries peaked in the 1960's.
For a general idea, oil discoveries inside the United States peaked in the 30's and then oil production inside the United States peaked in the early 70's. So roughly fourty years later. Mind you, consumption of oil wasnt slowed down during that time period like it was during the 70's, 80's and 90's by shortages in supply and the following high prices.
So, now knowing that oil production is going to peak, within your lifetime, and that Iraq has the thrid largest oil reserves, do you wonder why the United States is at war?
We're basically fucked, hold on, cherrish your big screen TV's for a few more years, and make the best of the food shortages. Peak oil will not be fun.
peak oil by Rabbit Man 2008 April 9, 2006
Fish Oil
Once known as a dietary supplement that comes from fish, rich in omega 3 fatty acids, now known as the crude oil found in fish thanks to an incompetent group of greedy scum that calls themselves BP.
dino oil
Motor oil derived from traditional hydrocarbon/crude-oil sources (decomposed dinosaurs and plant matter). Also often referred to as "mineral" based oil. This in in contrast to the new synthetic lubricants which have to be "manufactured" from various chemicals rather then just simply boiled off from a crude-oil source. Synthetics are seens as superior to dino oil since the manufacturing process is more controlled and may not require the polymer additives to achieve the same desirable lubricating properties. Synthetics are also more expensive then dino oil.
check the oil
to stick ones thumbn in another persons ass hwhile they aren't expecting it. this is commonly known as checking the oil!
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.
check the oil by the guy rules April 21, 2005