The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.
by JPonSaturday May 21, 2017
“What the hell are you doing to that poor cookie?”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”
by MetaCrossing October 17, 2022
Any member of the opposite (or same) sex that is so physically attractive that you would literally eat the corn out of her (or his) shit. Usually used by men to describe very attractive women, but it can be used by either gender to describe anyone who is extremely attractive.
by barroomchampion March 24, 2017
by 455pipewelderjesus March 01, 2018
by Hot ROby January 21, 2022
Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
by RedUnderscore October 27, 2020