Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.
Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!
by De Subiie January 10, 2017
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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.
Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.
I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
by hllw September 01, 2021
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The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
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The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 06, 2024
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Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
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