noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 09, 2016

stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws

Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!

by DangerNoodle5 March 10, 2023