U.8.Noise..? How does it taste..?
by Psuedo-li November 28, 2009
Get the U.8.Noise mug.An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
Get the Noise Tax mug.the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.
that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the noise poozing mug.A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).
The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025
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by LazyWasTaken February 2, 2024
Get the Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise! mug.nya purrr mrrrp? mrow? meowwww *hisses*
awrf awruruff woof awoof wruff *whines* *pants* *paws at u*
"I am top", "I'm not cute"
cuddles pls, uppies pls, treats pls, headpats pls, hugs pls
i need collar/ears/paws/tail/snout/onesie/plushies/blahaj
gjskjfksjkfjskgkskgjksjgk
*unintelligible bottom noises*
awrf awruruff woof awoof wruff *whines* *pants* *paws at u*
"I am top", "I'm not cute"
cuddles pls, uppies pls, treats pls, headpats pls, hugs pls
i need collar/ears/paws/tail/snout/onesie/plushies/blahaj
gjskjfksjkfjskgkskgjksjgk
*unintelligible bottom noises*
shes making bottom noises again, how cute
I'M NOT CUTE
Oh is that so puppy?
fkksjgkskglajgylsj 🥺 *whines*
I'M NOT CUTE
Oh is that so puppy?
fkksjgkskglajgylsj 🥺 *whines*
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