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Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.
Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"
by princess lila July 4, 2016
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MinnesHota

When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.

Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012
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Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye
Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....
by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011
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Minnesotans

Minnesotans are a race that were led to America by Eric the Red. They are tall, fair-haired and pale skinned humans from Scandinavia who are known for their incredible resistance to cold and even magical frost. They are enthusiastic warriors, and act as soldiers, mercenaries, merchants and blacksmiths all over North America.
Minnesotans don't think highly of their mullet-wearing neighbors: The Wisconsinites.
by rabzoid September 11, 2013
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Minnesnowta

Proper Noun Of or relating to the state of Minnesota, esp. from the months of November to April. During these months, there is almost always 2 feet of snow on the ground. Also when it's so cold your snot freezes and makes icicles and you can't feel your hands or feet.
Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear it's going to snow tomorrow?"
Bob, Jimmy's sarcastic, wise-cracking friend: "Noooooooooooooooo. Snow in Minnesnowta?! REALLY?! I would've never guessed…"
by FrozYo January 5, 2011
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Lake minneola high school

It’s where all the freshman date seniors, even though the seniors just want sum else outta them. Also where most of the girls act fake and they suck at playing any sports and if you wanna be yelled at for anything from anyone come here!
Lake minneola high school is a place in central fl where a lot of rich kids go and most people are weird.
by Mydogisfat September 14, 2019
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Drivin like a Minnesotan

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour
because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident
by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008
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