Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

Milking Eyebrows

Basicaly, you take a razor blade and cut behind one or both of your eyebrows. Then your partner sucks the blood out.

Boy: Theres no more blood coming out bb gorl~~~
Gorl: Yippee! my eyebrows have been milked uwu~

Boy: I think taking a razorblade and cutting behind one or both of your eyebrows. I love Milking Eyebrows.

by *butters_ur_biscut* May 2, 2025

Milking and Cookies

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.

Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!

by Chrissy o May 20, 2025

Minging

The act of doing ANYTHING so damn pleasurable that it brings immense satisfaction and enjoyment that you are unable to physically and emotionally contain it.

Ohhhhh I'm minging it I'm minging it ohhhhh

by leifuhswsdc July 7, 2025

Minging

The act of doing ANYTHING so damn pleasurable that it brings immense satisfaction and enjoyment that you are unable to physically and emotionally contain it.

Ohhhhh I'm minging it I'm minging it ohhhhh

by leifuhswsdc July 7, 2025

milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.

After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Midging out

Missing out

Yo bro, you just been midging out right now

by Ayve July 29, 2025