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by 😻🤞 May 24, 2022

Maximus

Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.

Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.

by lanie14 May 26, 2022

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.

Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.

by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023

Maximus

A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.

Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire

by Soup5351 January 26, 2023