timmy mallet

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

by hoder March 11, 2004

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Fridge Magnet

An overweight person. Usually someone that spends a considerable amount of time in front of the fridge.

Yo dude check out that fat bitch over there.


What a fridge magnet!!!

by Curly Poo August 20, 2008

puss magnet

Absolute pussy destroyer and is swarmed by women

Chas is a total puss magnet, he's always covered in women!

by Zaygh September 8, 2016

Tranny Magnet

Unfortunate looking middle aged male who gets taken for a ride and rinsed of all his money by Thai Lady Boy's

Not again, this man will never learn, always falling for a cute woman with a tail, he's such a Tranny Magnet

by mace419 February 22, 2011

magneto that ho

when you jizz in a fishbowl stick it over that ho's head and then stick a magnet up her ass

I got kinky wit my gurl last nite so i tried to magneto that ho, but she wouldn't let me.

by Ziggy G February 20, 2009

chick magnet

is loved by all chicks(chickens)

this person is a chick magnet

by cheese? December 9, 2016