March 8 

March 8 is a day a handsome young man was born

His birthday is on March 8

March 8 by JAY42 October 18, 2019

March 29 

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

March 29 by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

March 6, 4017 

The date in time to which Squidward traveled to in the future. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode titled "sb129".

Do you know what March 6, 4017 is? It's the date Squidward went to in "SB-129".

March 6, 4017 by UrbanDUser06 November 16, 2018

March 23rd 

National Ligma crisis remembrance day.

On March 23rd we remember those who fell to the Ligma crisis.

March 23rd by Ivan Jergenov October 16, 2019

March 12 

March 12 is National friend appreciation day! Or at least I'm making it friend appreciation day. Go out and have some fun with your friends! And wish me a happy birthday owo

Yo, We should go hang out. It's March 12, National Friend Appreciation day.

March 12 by mochaii November 2, 2019

march 2 

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back

Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day

march 2 by # and i oooop SKSKSKSKSKS February 28, 2020

March 8 

Only the thickest of bitches are born on March 8.
And bitch, your salty af.

It's also national confess to your crush day! Go confess you low self esteem people. People born on March 8th are the happiest when they feel loved.

Person: Omg! Gavins so hot! He was born on March 8! Hes so thick...

March 8 by ?DidYouJustDoThatBro? January 20, 2021