tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs

maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light

by Sincere February 28, 2005

tripping the light fantastic

To have fun when going out, especially when dancing under disco lights at clubs/parties.

see also: get down; groove tonight

(me)That was me tripping the light fantastic with Traci Johnson at the the Spring Fling Dance Thing!
(lackey)I wish I were as cool as you. I stood by the wall the whole time and cried.

by knowledge August 24, 2004

red light district

the area of a town or city where prostitution takes place

Stay away from the red light district if you don't want to get anything nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2010

Charge of the light brigade

A verb. To do or perform a very brave inspired, but ultimately foolish, self-crippling and suicidal act. Can be put in both social and political context.

"Going on stage was a total charge of the light brigade..."

by LHG April 10, 2007

Red light kisses

The kisses you exchange when stopped at a red light. Sometimes followed up with 3rd and 4th base stunts before the light turns green.

I enjoyed where these red light kisses were going, but it was over when the light turned green.

by UrbanEdd August 21, 2008

run a red light

phrase used when two people want to have sex but the female has her period

john: "so what time im picking you up so we can go to the telly and get it poppin?"

jane: "well, unless you tryna run a red light, nothing's poppin tonight"

john: "we'll wash off..it's aight"

by china406 October 9, 2008

Light Yagami

One of the hottest and sexiest anime characters ever, probably a closeted homosexual and likes potato chips.
The main protagonist of Death Note with a strong sense of justice and is pretty intelligent for his age, he finds the Death Note and decides to become a god with it even though he already is one. Probably has a huge dick aswell and I would love to suck his cock

Person 1: Oh my god, light yagami is so hot I just wanna get railed by him
Person 2: I know right! Same

by lightyagamiforpresident July 3, 2021