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Leon

Leon usually a person thats either a greek god or a gay dude. Apart from his massive cock that's the size of a continent he's attracted to Women especially in the age of 80-100. Thats why his omni presentual presence arouses all women in a radius of 100km. The goverment is still looking for him so he can give anwsers to the universe. That's because the big bang happend when he was cock fighting Jesus.
Person 1: Yoo there is something that looks like a huge penis on the moon
Person 2: No thats Leon going for a piss
by Analritter2009 March 1, 2022
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Leon

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Leon

Leon is an amazing person, they can always lighten up the room with their jokes, and crack anyone's stone cold face. Leon tends to get very annoyed if someone does them wrong, or one of their friends wrong. You hurting them is one thing, one of their close friends is a whole other ball game.

Leon is usually pretty quiet and laid back once you first get to know them, but once you befriend them. It's like you two are a bunch of wild party animals!

Leon is very quiet when trying to find the right words to say in a situation, and they can't seem to put their finger on the right words to say. They don't mean to go silent on you, they just don't wish to make the situation worse, or are afraid that they'll find the wrong words to say.

Leon is amazing at quick humor, and hardly can get offended. If you make fun of Leon in a joking manner(such as a close friend to them) they'll probably just laugh it off. But if you mean harm towards Leon, it will take them a while to snap, and once you successfully make them snap. All hell breaks loose.

Leon will be your friend til the end, they're good to go to for a whole-hearted laugh, and a shoulder to cry on.

You never realized how much you needed a Leon in your life, until now.
"Hey!! Leon's on! Let's invite them, they always know how to make us laugh!!"
by milliechino March 30, 2023
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Kings Of Leon

by thebbd123 November 1, 2021
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Leon

A great guy, he is very tall and strong, he's cute, hot and very loveable. Leon is very passionate about many things he holds deep in his heart such as sports, videogames, gym, his friendships and his relationships. He is very smart and is at the top of the class and often wins the award for being the best in the school. Many girls love him and he is very popular among school for being confident yet being a great friend and being an enjoyable person to be around, he has a very friendly presence and

demeanor. He may be cursed with a traumatising backstory but he doesn't let that determine his future and he has released himself from the tight chains of his past. He holds his friends close to him but oddly enough still seems to like a girl from a while ago that had left a great impact on him
Woman: Check it out, it's Leon.
Woman 2: I love Leon he's such a gigachad
Man: I love Leon but just as a friend
by Blaze1234 April 8, 2025
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Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)
Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead
by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023
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Leon

Leon = sexy
Leon = sexy
by jesus24 December 13, 2021
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