Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul

landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021

bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.

landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021

Landon

A hockey player with 1/12 a braincell.

He is acting like such a Landon.

by Ballsinyojaw6942000 September 30, 2021

Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021