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kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits
Damn, I have kitten grease,
by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010
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Krittin

The name of Krittin creates a very passive, easy-going, friendly nature.He is friendly , kind , cheerful. But when he is mad, his emotional will be heightened and he will cry a lot when someone rejected him. Mainly become badass BITCH .

Krittin love people and desire to get along with everyone he meet.

his desire for sociability and the pleasant things in life makes him too easily influenced through his associations.

he has imagination and many ideas but he lack the drive or initiative to put these into effect.

It is difficult for Krittin to say "no" and mean it or to carry through with any commitments he has made.

This name makes him too lackadaisical.The influence of this name is to lack practicality, system and order, organizing ability, astuteness, and the ability to make decisions and act upon them.Due to procrastination you have many unfulfilled desires.He often lean upon the strength of those around him for guidance.

He appreciate the finer things in life such as good clothes, pleasant surroundings, and friendly companions.

He find it difficult to tolerate circumstances that are not up to his particular standards.
THIS IS KRITTIN, HE IS A BITCH
by Anonymous someone September 12, 2017
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kristen

kristen is a usually funny girl who loves to party. she has a camera roll full of memes and always cracks a joke at the wrong time. she’s shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’s really loud. she doesn’t think she’s pretty, but she really is. she’s really nice, but when you get on her bad side, you’ll regret it.
oh my god, kristen sent me the best memes last night.
by peachybitch December 19, 2018
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Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless
A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"
by Grim60 May 6, 2012
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Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013
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Ninja Kitten

When the kittens are young and ripe, few are chosen to begin intense training cycles. Within months, they are ready to become the ultimate: Ninja Cats.
New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
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Ass Kitten

The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.
In order to render a shock factor, Jay revealed his ass kitten to the crowd of girl scouts.
by scrotumsuckler August 5, 2008
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